I am an ordained minister of the Universal Life Church and the Universal Life Church, Monastery - two separate churches, but I have no flock to tend to. I'm retired.
I served for twenty-five years as a Power Plant Lead Worker in the Power Plant serving Sussex I and Sussex II State Prisons. I'm retired.
I served my country for twenty years as a Machinists Mate, on six different ships, and eight shore facilities or school commands, retiring as a Chief Petty Officer. I am retired.
I have been acting as a curmudgeon since my final retirement. From that, I am not retired. :)