The photo above has nothing to do with Home Moanership. I still own the little skillets and spatulas, I'm even displaying them prominently. The moaning is over utilities. I've very carefully identified each and every utility bill, set it up to be paperless, and set it up to be automatically paid.
At least, I think I have. The last one to come out of the woodwork was the waste/wastewater bill, which is separate from the water bill. Somehow the electric bill failed to become either paperless or autopaid until a disconnect was threatened, but we're good now. Xfinity WiFi is set up. Verizon continues to bill for services not provided at an address nobody inhabits.