garysjordan
An Almost But Not Quite February Farm Report
2023-01-29 As of 2022-01-29, I have: SIX Smart Garden-3s [The Click & Grow Smart Garden-3 units are collectively named “the Ranch” or...
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garysjordan
- Jan 25
- 1 min
Woman at Work II
2023-01-25 The dotter has not ceased her efforts to make this house a home. Or possibly an arboretum. I'm never sure which. So,...
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garysjordan
- Jan 25
- 2 min
Home Moanership VII
2023-01-25 Unpacking is one of the pitfalls of packing. You have to pack in order to move at all... not strictly true. You could, in...
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garysjordan
- Jan 24
- 4 min
An Interim January Farm Report
[most recent update 2023-01-28] 2023-01-24 As of this date, I have two iDOO 12-pod gardens in service. The iDOO 12-pod units are Lupy and...
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garysjordan
- Jan 23
- 1 min
Dietary Restraint
2023-01-23 In my case, dietary restraint should resemble hand and leg irons, particularly when it comes to Asian food. I avoid several...
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garysjordan
- Jan 22
- 1 min
Home Moanership VI
2023-01-22 Right on the heels of the mail crisis comes the interwebs crisis. "Dad," the dotter emotes, "the internet sucks!" I reply, "So...
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garysjordan
- Jan 22
- 1 min
Home Moanership V
2023-01-22 The next crisis of Home Moanership has arrived, or not. Okay, it isn’t a crisis so much as an act of forgetfulness on my part....
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garysjordan
- Jan 18
- 2 min
Home Moanership IV
JANUARY 18, 2023 AT 1:32 PM Happy Third Wednesday of the Month (AKA Social Security Check Day)! I can afford to pay my mortgage, or eat....
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garysjordan
- Jan 13
- 3 min
Home Moanership III
2023-01-13 Electricity. The dotter has complained that the lights sometimes flicker. For the past few days, they dim and flicker and then...
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garysjordan
- Jan 12
- 1 min
Official Weigh-In Day #91
2023-01-12 It's very annoying how the weight goes up and down. I need to worry about the house some more - that was very slimming.
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garysjordan
- Jan 11
- 1 min
Woman at Work
2023-01-11 The dotter appears in none of these photos, and yet, they are all of her. This is just the ground floor, and not all of that....
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garysjordan
- Jan 7
- 1 min
Home Moanership II
2023-01-07 We have achieved the first of the major problems. Plumbing. The dotter has screeched that she hates this house! Why? The...
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garysjordan
- Jan 6
- 4 min
A January Farm Report
2023-01-06 As of this date, I have: ZERO Smart Garden-3s, ZERO AeroGarden Harvests with ZERO Aerovoir reservoirs, ZERO iDOO 12-pod...
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garysjordan
- Jan 5
- 1 min
Official Weigh-In Day #90
2023-01-05 Buying a house is good for my diet. I've worried away three pounds this week, with no end in sight.
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garysjordan
- Jan 3
- 3 min
Home Moanership
2023-01-03 I told the dotter I was going to be proactive, starting my buyer's remorse on the way back from closing. BR is inevitable -...
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garysjordan
- Dec 29, 2022
- 1 min
MINE!
2022-12-29 It took until after 3 PM, and I got separated from my agent when following her back to her office. I was lost - not very lost,...
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garysjordan
- Dec 25, 2022
- 1 min
Merry ☧mas*
And a Happy New Year Scrooge was better than his word. He did it all, and infinitely more; and to Tiny Tim, who did not die, he was a...
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